What can I say besides E.P.I.C. The movie was 2 hours long minus ads and credits, approximately that is. So it started of with this hopeless, jobless, homeless guy on his birthday and his bro, who is in the Navy was celebrating with him at a bar. Then came this girl, daughter of the Navy 'BOSS' and something bad happens and now he have to join the Navy as well. Hurrah!
Then the alien spaceships came, as a response to the transmission they got from Earth. Four of them hit Pacific Ocean while another one got lost somewhere in Hong Kong. Then the Navy was in a training session but after Alex Hopper (hopeless, jobless, homeless guy), now a Lieutenant, touched the thing, they started to 'transform and float on the sea surface', They look like those insects that hops on the surface of the water, like those in rivers and they look like mosquitoes but they're not... Anyway then, this ultra thick-ginormous force field came out of nowhere, trapping three Destroyers inside together with 3 of the aliens' ship and their MotherShip.
The aliens' ships are not shown in the radar, and neither does the humans on the aliens' radar. So this Japanese captain gave a plan on how to locate the ships using water buoys. Soon shooting happened, people dying, boats sinking, all that shit. But, there are problem on land also! The aliens on land triesd to make contact back on their planet, Planet G.
So the MotherShip attacked the last remaining Destroyer and now his shipless. Fortunately, there is still the old Battleship Missouri, which is now a MUZEUM!. Then almost everyone there died and they dont have enough men to power up the old ship. Then the most cheesiest scene took place. These old people, veteran Navy men wanna help save the day! They were on the deck, on the turrets, on the look-out post, it's like a friggin' reunion of the Red Power Rangers! Anyway, so they helped and destroyed the MotherShip, almost.
Then they need to destroy the satellite dishes back on the island. Did I mention i was Hawaii? Nevermind. So they have to destroy them but they only have one missile left. Which at that time is perfect, but the MotherShip still has a little bit of power and managed to launch three of those super-ultra-killing machine spheres. They decided to launch on the satellites and they were all prepared to die from the spheres. But when all hope is lost, the Air-Force came!!! Yay! And they didnt die.
After all of that mayhem, Rihanna got a medal, the blur kid got a medal, the dead brother got a medal, the newly not homeless guy got medal, the 'Beast' got a medal, the legless retired Navy got a medal. They all did. And they all lived happily ever after!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm one of those people who shed silent tears in the shower. I'm one of those people who hugs their knees and bury their heads in them. I'm one of those people who pick on everything they see in the mirror. I'm one of those people who run their fingers all over their body hoping it'll heal. I'm one of those people who are so badly damaged yet everyone seems to think otherwise. I can't help but be just another one of those people and feel sorry for myself and I know there's no way I'm ever going to get out of this spiral of misery.

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